Monday, January 17, 2011

MYM - Florida Visit


One of the photos taken by my sister when she visited Florida.

Music Monday - Money For Nothing

Here's a funny song to start your week.  Happy MM!

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Thursday, January 13, 2011

The Old Couple and the Prostitute

George and Harriet decided to celebrate their 55th Wedding Anniversary with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the MGM Hotel/Casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a  very short skirt became very friendly. George brushed her off.

Harriet objected, "George, that young woman was nice, and you were so rude."

"Harriet, she's a prostitute."

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?"

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it."

In their room, George called down to the desk and asked for 'Bambi' to come to Room 217. "Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, OK?"

Soon, there was a knock on the door. George opened it and Bambi walked in, swinging her hips provocatively.George asked, "How much do you charge?"  "$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."

Even George was taken aback. "$125? I was thinking more in the range of $25."

Bambi laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."

"Well," said George, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye."

After she left, Harriet came out of the bathroom. She said, "I just can't believe it!"

George said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Bambi came up behind George, pointed slyly at Harriet, and said, "See what you get for $25 bucks?"

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Wordless Wednesday - Hedgehog and Fluffy

Wordless Wednesday

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

First Class

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first-class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket.  The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York."  Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the the co-pilot to speak with her.  He went to talk with the blonde asking her to please move out of the first class section.  Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving."  The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do.  The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde,, and I know how to handle this."

He went to the first-class section and whispered in the blonde's ear.  She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?"  Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally persuaded her to move from her seat.  He said, "I told her the first-class section wasn't going to New York."

I'm Back!

The past month was like crazy I didn't get a chance to get back on this blog.  And now that I'm back, I've decided to change the theme of this blog.  Instead of what I originally started here, Coffee and Books, this blog will now be featuring the lighter side.  Please watch out for that.